Ruiner's Club
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

sucysucyfivedolla:

360 no-scoped

sucysucyfivedolla:

360 no-scoped

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

theonion:

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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