Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
@hannibalburess I hit Jason Segel with the video bomb at the premiere of Sex Tape on Monday. Yes!
When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info
a few things
- that koala is french kissing her
- the second image looks like albert einstein
I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone
The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.
THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
this is my new favourite thing in the world